Welcome to Hell. My name is Seth. It's likely I'll never leave my house again.
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Why does your blog say welcome to hell? Is it a metaphor? Are you satan? You should be expecting my arrival to challenge your place on the throne. Your days of horned fuckery are at an end, motherfuckr

You can never face me

have you ever had your anus clogged from too much taco bell yet too many dairy queen pumpkin spice blizzards? I'm asking for a friend.